Hey there! Welcome to my little nook on the internet.

Who am I? Well, you can just call me Momma Funch. I live in the U.S., I'm 23, sapphic and I use she/her pronouns.

To any TERF/SWERFs, nazi punks, conspiracy theorists (including Q), and general people with right-leaning ideologies: get the fuck off my website. You are not welcome here. If I see you then it's on sight. I don't like you and I never will.
However, I don't have an issue with Wiccans. All Pagans and Witches (besides the ones listed above) are welcome here.

What else is there to say about me?

I have two degrees in Computer Science and Anthropology. I'm certified in human subjects research and I focus heavily on religious anthropology (I have some training in Religious Studies, but mostly from a mix of degree courses and personal interest learning).

In terms of my craft

Also, I'm a Taurus Sun. I'm not really into astrology but come on, man, live a little.

What's that? You want to know more about me outside of my craft and this website? Maybe someday I'll link any social media accounts. But for now, the best way to contact me is via my guestbook (link below) or my Neocities profile here. My discord server is coming soon! It includes special roles based on Ko-Fi tiers, but anyone is welcome to join.

Personal Beliefs

  1. Mundane over magickal, no exceptions.
  2. Different beliefs are a difference of opinion. If you don't agree with something I wrote here, then that sucks. I refuse to believe that there is one "correct" way to do something.
  3. I don't believe "accidental appropriation" is or ever will be a thing because I believe cultural appropriation cannot be acted upon in ignorance. You either knowingly ignore history or you don't. Reactionaries please don't try me on this one, I will leave you on read.
  4. Trying to justify with logic why a belief is impossible to you is silly. I don't care that you don't believe spells work, that's your choice and I'm not going to try to change your mind. Please do me the same courtesy.
  5. Left Hand magick (curses, hexes, and other "bad" magick) is okay to perform. I do it. If you don't then that's cool.
  6. There are bad sources of information. Reading them helps you understand why they're bad. That's why I sometimes read "bad" literature.
  7. You cannot learn Paganism, Witchraft, or Occult teachings from social media. I love my media timelines as much as the next person, but I believe it's not a good source of actual knowledge. Social media is escapism, magick is a lifestyle (for me) and I treat the two very differently.
  8. There was never a pre-Christian witch-cult and nothing you do will ever convince me of this. Sorry!
  9. I don't believe in ghosts, but I believe in spirits. Actually, I don't believe in most folk tales. More power to you if you do, though.
  10. Everything is made up, but that makes it more fun to me. I will never actually believe that clear quartz will cleanse me of my negative energy (afterall, it's just a rock), but treating it like it actually can makes life less boring. Related banishing rock joke (image link) that comes to mind whenever I think about this topic.
  11. Issues with religious movements should be pointed towards the founders, not the practitioners. For example, I don't like any of the prolific Wiccan authors (besides Cunningham), but I will never tell a Wiccan that I think their movement is fake because they find comfort in their beliefs. My beef is with the likes of Gardner and Buckland, so it should be treated as such.
  12. If all else fails, just try to be normal. At the end of the day, you're interacting with a person; follow the golden rule in order to live a happy life. Life is meaningless, have fun.

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